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disorder:

mom: if you don’t clean your room I will

me: image

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manual:

Your body is 65% water and I’m thirsty

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"They say that
if someone is too good for you,
fight as hard
as you can
to keep them
and never leave
but I guess you agreed that
I wasn’t enough for you either,
because you left
and never looked back."
-

A Story A Day #230 by M.D.L

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okaymad:

when you hear people talking shit about someone you don’t like

image

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fukkkres:

white mom: quit roughhousing!

white son: fuck u mom

white mom: oh heavens! thomas are you going to let your son talk to his mother like that?

white dad: go to your room billy right this minute!

white son: fuck u both *goes to room and jacks off and smokes weed out of mountain dew can*

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